Lilly : James?

There is a reason I am gay and it is Blake Lively at the Met Gala 2022

people are shit

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you are valid

Sam (thinking): Then he said something I never expected to hear.

Bucky: I don't like you.

Sam (thinking): Not that I totally expected that.

Avoidance

Ron Weasley x g/n reader

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They felt the couch dip next to them and looked up from their essay.

"Hey," He spoke in a quiet voice.

"Oh, hi" y/n said in a surprised tone. Their mind searching for an excuse to leave.

"Sorry, but I was just about to go to bed." They started gather up their potions essay before Ron could say anything, but they weren't quick enough.

"You're not being very subtle," he looked up at them, "you know."

Y/n felt their eyes sting as they stood up.

"I don't know what you're talking about." They said and started walking towards the dorms.

"Please," Ron spoke, " I don't know what I did wrong."

Y/n heard a loud laugh come from somewhere else in the common room. A laugh that belonged to Lavender Brown.

"Nothing," they muttered under their breath, "you've done absolutely nothing."

~

Harry : “I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”

Castiel (to Dean) : I brought something from heaven that reminds me of you.

(pulls out a stick)

Castiel : It's a feeling stick. Whoever is holding the feeling stick has permission to say whatever they are feeling without being judged. I'll go first. Um, I feel like I want to know what you're feeling.

Dean : (walks over and breaks the stick)

Castiel : Believe it or not, that is not the first time someone has broken my feeling stick.

(pulls out another stick)

Cas : I have a travel size.

Dean : “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.

Natasha : “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your body. Clean off. You’ll look like Ken dolls down there."

Jealousy

Fred Weasley x g/n!reader

Charlie Weasley x g/n!reader

308 words

Fred watched with jealousy in his eyes as he saw you jump into the lake. Your beauty and grace had surrounded him for years. You had been friends for years but last year he realised he didn’t want to be friends anymore. He realised you had always been there for him. He realised how your smile was infectious. He realised he was in love with you.

Now he looks at you at what could have been.

He sees the smile on your face.

He sees the arms around your waist.

He hears the giggles coming out of your mouth.

He sees George look at him in pity. He knows, of course he knows, they’re twins for god’s sake. George knew before Fred did.

They didn’t have to exchange words for Fred to understand his brother. He comforted him and it helped, but it wouldn’t block the pain of seeing you with his own brother.

Fred had been the one to introduce you to Charlie. His brother two years older. Charlie had been there for you in a way he hadn’t. he helped you with homework Fred didn’t understand himself. He helped you with boy troubles when Fred didn’t have any experience with romance. Charlie helped you get over your ex from your 3rd year. He put a smile on your face when Fred couldn’t. He made you happy, and you slowly fell for him. And Fred had watched it all from his own two eyes.

His heart broke more and more as you two got together. You started dating at the start of fourth year and Charlie’s sixth year. It was now the summer before your fifth year. And there Fred sat, watching you and his brother. Swimming, and laughing, and kissing. His gut filled with a bad feeling, his heart broken, and his eyes filled with jealousy.

Y/N: I don't even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands.