Most Of The Couples In Double Life Need Marriage Counselling. Except Jimmy And Tango And Etho And Joel

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

Someone please tell me if Aurelie × Avery have a ship name cause I've been aboard this ship since Avery wore a suit just to meet her

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter

"Damian, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Impulse asked his friend who nodded confidently.

"Yes, I'm sure." Damian solemnly told the fellow time traveller,"This time, Batman will be......... Sailor Moon Man."

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

Thought of the idea that cats have 9 lives and they can literally take the vow,"Till death do us apart." seriously and leave their cat spouse after 1 death.

That's when I remembered Grian and Scar in 3rd Life but this was one sided and Grian was too invested to change allegiances after death.

To all those who headcannon Kaz's full name as Kasper, you guys do realize that Jesper and Kasper rhyme.

Imagine the *glee* on Jesper's face if he ever found out.