To All Those Who Headcannon Kaz's Full Name As Kasper, You Guys Do Realize That Jesper And Kasper Rhyme.

Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight

Jesper: Let's see what his fun means

Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral

Jesper: That can't be the real answer

Kaz: Of course, what else would it be

Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW

The way people got soulbound was Mumbo messing around like:

Mumbo: Hmmm, Grian is a good friend of mine. Who would make him lose his sanity the most?

Mumbo: SCAR.

Okay hear me out.

I’m 100% basing this on Skizz dlsmp stuff, my bad.

But Skizz being a watcher, Mumbo being Cupid, and Lizzie being the Warden send tweet

Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?

Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already

Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

https://youtu.be/-Wr2MWpnbtw

Hybrid heroes, an Animatics series by Szin. It’s going to be great and I cannot wait!!

The art is good, the concept is good, the music is stellar! The timing of the text is a little fast but it is readable! Just watch it! It’s soo good!

Grian should've stayed in the Red Velvet Cake and played wack-a-mole with anyone who popped their head out of the ground looking for the sugarcane.

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?