One Of These Days I'm Going To Have My Ears Pierced And On That Day I Will Wear Hula Hoops As "my Hoops"

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

cum is the fifth humor

Root beer floats out a stein

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

on all levels except physical I'm dead

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

I hate that I spent time watching these videos to make this

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead