Root Beer Floats Out A Stein

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

I just remembered for fun as a kid I did the bloody Mary thing for fun

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

I like to micro dose hyper fixations like having a one night stand with them but those one there *looks to a dark corner with some scurrying creatures inside* they can stay ill macrodose them all the time