Omg Rosa in the last gif i cant
"we're not even trending and chicken strip is trending" radiates big "i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets" vibe
Wow, real clever marshall.
LOL
When you finally realise why Gen Z is named after the last letter of the Alphabet.
GOD I LIVE SHARON they did it absolutely perfect, 1000000/10 on everything
Damn, when you think about it, Sharon Carter is the true villain of the series. Maybe not the “main” villain, but the one with bigger goals than our actual main villain, Karli.
As the Power Broker, she took in Karli, a teenager who was lost and in need of help, and turned her into the Flag-Smasher. Then when Karli turned her back on Sharon, Sharon used Karli in order to make herself look like a hero and get a full pardon. With Karli being of no use to her anymore, Sharon kills her. Karli started out as a pawn and died as a pawn.
Like, if you’re going to have one of your heroic characters make a full heel turn, this is definitely a way to do it.
I finally finished lcdp and i have a lot of thoughts so here it goes (SPOILER ALERT)
Usually, shows get worse within the seasons but it didn't happen here and I'm so happy
I love Nairobi so fucking much i cant even. I cried like shit
And im sorry but Palermo is a bitch and he needs to go
Also i kinda want to see Arturo get shot in his cojones and die painfully idk something like that
MONICA GATAMBIDE DESERVES THE WORLD, WHAT A QUEEN
Cincinnati?? I can't handle the cuteness
Denver and Helsinki are severely underrated
SO IS INSPECTORA SEIRRA i stan a boss
AND THE SHIPS?? WHAT IS GOING ON, I LOST COUNT. there's: Sergio and Raquel, Rio and Tokyo, Denver and Monica (otp :3), Nairobi and Bogota?? and goddamn BERLIN and PALERMO i mean what
Also the bromance levels were INSANE
And now all I want to do is curse in Spanish :)
happy birthday to the incredible, talented dork Kurt Cobain
Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??
Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.
LMFAO
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
“are you seriusly gonna keep that?”
Nervous baby, avoiding eye contact cause he knew he fucked up
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