You Have Killed God, And I Have Come To Replace Him

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

We are going to see the most incredible acts of blogging violence committed when they let us add polls onto other people's posts

How’s it going bros? Not great. Not great at all bros.

just a girl’s everyday life in snoopy pictures <3

I, however, will be naming names, and Bertrum, if you’re out there, you’re blocking out the goddamn sun pretty much constantly, and there are some people that really need a good burning. We can work out a schedule if you so wish, but this is just entirely unacceptable.

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theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

“Just cause I want to fucking die doesn’t mean you should kill me and also everyone else and just cause I hate my life and it’s fucking miserable doesn’t mean you get to make it, or anyone else’s life, more so... lol.”

What I love most about Gen Z is how unbothered but simultaneously extremely bothered we are in general

“I’ll probably die in my 20s and even that is an overestimation of my lifespan. I don’t even give a fuck I just want it to be over soon”

“I stg that if you old dumbfucks do not fix the damage you did to the earth I will put hot sauce in your contact lens solution. Also just vaccinate your kid Jillian they’re probably not gonna end up autistic, you absolute idiot”

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

ur missing out on thr weird girl pussy u stupid fucking idiot