I, However, Will Be Naming Names, And Bertrum, If You’re Out There, You’re Blocking Out The Goddamn

How’s it going bros? Not great. Not great at all bros.

number #1 best thing a girlprotagonist can be is a fucking terrible person and number #2 is a lesbian

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

gonna keep rollling this boulder up the hill if it kills me

i am gonna make it through this week if it kills me.

guiding light

‘Bout to head down to The Temple and do some holy twerking to pay respects to my homeboy Dionysus.

Unfriendly reminder that asses are sacred to Dionysus

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

st. catherine of siena drinking from christ's side wound

in a hagiography of st. catherine of siena, alsace, early 15th c.

source: Paris, BnF, ms. allem. 34, fol. 43v