not me being as wise as a serpent and as harmless as a dove
girls who need to get the fuck off their phones will literally scroll through tumblr
3 CATS CLUB (site)
occasionally when i’m frustrated with my school’s incompetence when it comes to advancing my learning i wish i could attend an elite private school until i remember i would be schooling with some yacht owning motherfucker named digby or something who believes poor people are lazy
Drunkenness is adjacent to holiness
im so normal you guys have no idea
*standing in the middle of a busy highway blocking traffic* it sure is lonely out here in space