Im So Normal You Guys Have No Idea

Literally doing nothing in class today this rules

no longer fucked up, have now found love

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

Bears are so right about hibernation

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

Mental stability? In this economy? Get a fucking sense of humor like the rest of us you heterosexual piece of shit

occasionally when i’m frustrated with my school’s incompetence when it comes to advancing my learning i wish i could attend an elite private school until i remember i would be schooling with some yacht owning motherfucker named digby or something who believes poor people are lazy