opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article
Current mood:
Listening to hard rock after crying because fuck feelings I want to break shit
not me being as wise as a serpent and as harmless as a dove
i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path
occasionally when i’m frustrated with my school’s incompetence when it comes to advancing my learning i wish i could attend an elite private school until i remember i would be schooling with some yacht owning motherfucker named digby or something who believes poor people are lazy
I am SHORT and GAY and ANNOYING, and this means I sit on EVERYTHING, and NOTHING can stop me
“Just cause I want to fucking die doesn’t mean you should kill me and also everyone else and just cause I hate my life and it’s fucking miserable doesn’t mean you get to make it, or anyone else’s life, more so... lol.”
What I love most about Gen Z is how unbothered but simultaneously extremely bothered we are in general
“I’ll probably die in my 20s and even that is an overestimation of my lifespan. I don’t even give a fuck I just want it to be over soon”
“I stg that if you old dumbfucks do not fix the damage you did to the earth I will put hot sauce in your contact lens solution. Also just vaccinate your kid Jillian they’re probably not gonna end up autistic, you absolute idiot”
I saw a post about how to get a good vocabulary, so I would just like to offer my own advice. The only way to get a good, affordable vocabulary under capitalism is to steal it. Steal someone’s vocabulary.