I Relate To Patrick Bateman Not Because I Hate Women Or Gay People Or Whatever But Because I Too Can

just failed my latin pals cause i spend half of class not in clas and half of class asleep what have i learned? nothing so what am i doing? mucking around on my phone and that’s EXACTLY how i like it

trying soooo hard not to text him rn

im not sure what this means this is my truth but if what it means is that i’ll i want is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and i get that fuck yeah man that’s real life i discovered the pb&j at 18 and loved it ever since i wake up every morning to attend college dining hall breakfast and make myself one of these bad boys absolutely joyous i’m dedicated 9 to 5

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