I Want To Be A Muscular Women’s Chubby Gf 😼

you say L, i say W 😋

I don't know much about The Last of Us but I think it's hilarious that the only person with genetic immunity to the zombie fungus is a homicidal lesbian. Humanity keeps taking L's.

MECHANIC ABBY DRABBLES

- you hate fitting that stereotype that women don’t know shit about cars but that stereotype was literally made because of you.

- your car engine was making funny noises, brakes squeaking and oil was very much needed in your poor car.

- you drove to the nearest mechanic and hopped out your little white jetta volkswagen convertible that was all decorated and girly inside, you loved your car but that maintenance had you clueless.

- you saw a girl walk up to you, humongous build, maybe a tiny bit taller than you with huge fucking arms, grease covered her hands, parts of her arms and face. you swore your knees went weak just by looking at her.

“you need help?” she wiped her hands with rag as she looked at you up and down, nodding you head you chirped up “yeah um, my car is making noises” you made a confused face earning a chuckle out of the blonde “what kinda noises sweetie?” she threw the rag on a chair that sat outside, walking up to your car.

“um i’m sorry i kinda don’t know shit about cars” you let out a small giggle before handing her your keys that dangled with a bajillion little trinkets, she got in your car, one leg out the car while she turned it on, revving the engine “ok so..” she got out your car “i can tell something is wrong with it but i do did to give it a diagnosis and it might take an hour or two?” she leaned against the car door.

“oh a diagnosis like a doctor” you partially joked “yeah like a doctor, you can sit in the garage until i figure out what’s wrong” she smiled at you.

- after she fixed your car she literally wanted to slam her head in a wall for not asking for you number.

- lets say a couple weeks later you return back with another issue.

- this time she asks for your number and you happily give it to her, you guys start texting nonstop until she finally asks you out on a date.

sighhhh

it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

why do i love this

thinking about that "can you watch my girlfriend" trend where people put a camera in front of their partners and leave the room, so idk if anyone's already done this but this is how i think the girls would react <3

PALESTINE MASTERPOST, DAILY CLICK, DON'T BUY TLOU

ELLIE

"can you guys watch my girlfriend while i go to the bathroom? just watch her please."

• the look of absolute confusion on ellie's face is peak comedy as she stares at you, brows furrowed and lips slightly parted. she gives you a small "what?"

"babe..." she'd mutter as you walk away.

• she's like a lost puppy and it's absolutely adorable omg. she looks straight at the camera for a few, long, silent seconds, then glances back in the direction where you left, then back again at the camera.

• don't ask me why i think she'd be awkward, i just do.

• something about being recorded for some reason that escapes her makes her uncomfortable idk

• but!!! after some time a lot she gets over the initial shyness and instead starts talking about random stuff

"i bought this new videogame... it's like, fighting? but in space?" okay she's still kinda awkward, "it's actually very complicated but it's so cool dude... yeah..." the sheepish smile that appears on her face will definitely make her cringe when you show her the video.

• also she might tell one of her puns.

• the relief she feels when you come back lmao poor girl was STRESSED

ABBY

• okay i see her as being more concerned and confused than awkward.

"can you guys watch my girlfriend for a moment?"

• she lifts her eyebrows and follows your figure as you leave the room, "watch me? who? for what?"

• the pout on her lips while she just sits there and stares at the camera as if it could give her answers.

"i guess we just wait..." she just goes back to whatever she was doing before you interrupted her

• she occasionally glances at the camera and rolls her shoulders or tilts her head to the side (kinda checking herself and her muscles out but she'll deny it till the day she dies)

• when you come back, her big, cute eyes light up. "where'd you go?"

DINA

• we all know that girl has personality. she's the most extroverted out of the three and doesn't mind being in front of the camera in the slightest.

"can you guys watch my girlfriend? i'll be right back."

• she'd ask a perplexed "what am i supposed to do?" but when she gets no answer from you, she just improvises.

• the charming smile she flashes at the camera, the way she fixes her hair, she's so at ease like the queen that she is.

"hello guys! man, i look pretty good today."

• she'd probably start pretending to be in a youtube video.

"okay, i ordered this amazing pasta the other day, it's from a new italian restaurant not far from here and everything was so good. oh, and then we went to—"

• she'll just talk until you come back lmao

my sentiments exactly

“why don’t you ship timebomb”

BECAUSE JINX IS A LESBIAN WHO CRINGES WHEN MEN EVEN LOOK HER WAY (ex. enforcer guy)

AND IM HER GF NOT EKKO!!!! ME AND JINX ARE MARRIED WIVES THATS WHY I DONT SHIP TIMEBOMB

(I love ekko he’s a baddie BUT JINX IS MINE)

“but they were painting all over each others bodies 🤓” SHUT THE HELL UP

realest i've seen all day

yall ever masturbate so hard you start begging like “fuck-pleasepleaseplease” even though you’re the one fucking yourself? or is that just me.

BILLIE HAIR SET - Bad Guy (2 versions)

Please read my TOU before download.

New meshes

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

All LODs

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V1 (with bangs) - V2 (without bangs)

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CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

what is it with all of the bigots suddenly coming out on the vi, caitlyn and sevika x reader tags??? why cant men just stay out of places they dont belong?? 😫

BILLIE HAIR SET - Bury a Friend

Here is Billie Eilish Inspired Set! I have to say thank you to one of my patrons who suggest 3 of 5 hairs for this set a very very long time ago. Now, finally I made a whole set and I really hope you enjoy it <3 

Please read my TOU before download.

New mesh

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

All LODs

Custom Thumbnail

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CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

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