Why Do I Love This

the word "coitus" is so funny to me i need help

MECHANIC ABBY DRABBLES

- you hate fitting that stereotype that women don’t know shit about cars but that stereotype was literally made because of you.

- your car engine was making funny noises, brakes squeaking and oil was very much needed in your poor car.

- you drove to the nearest mechanic and hopped out your little white jetta volkswagen convertible that was all decorated and girly inside, you loved your car but that maintenance had you clueless.

- you saw a girl walk up to you, humongous build, maybe a tiny bit taller than you with huge fucking arms, grease covered her hands, parts of her arms and face. you swore your knees went weak just by looking at her.

“you need help?” she wiped her hands with rag as she looked at you up and down, nodding you head you chirped up “yeah um, my car is making noises” you made a confused face earning a chuckle out of the blonde “what kinda noises sweetie?” she threw the rag on a chair that sat outside, walking up to your car.

“um i’m sorry i kinda don’t know shit about cars” you let out a small giggle before handing her your keys that dangled with a bajillion little trinkets, she got in your car, one leg out the car while she turned it on, revving the engine “ok so..” she got out your car “i can tell something is wrong with it but i do did to give it a diagnosis and it might take an hour or two?” she leaned against the car door.

“oh a diagnosis like a doctor” you partially joked “yeah like a doctor, you can sit in the garage until i figure out what’s wrong” she smiled at you.

- after she fixed your car she literally wanted to slam her head in a wall for not asking for you number.

- lets say a couple weeks later you return back with another issue.

- this time she asks for your number and you happily give it to her, you guys start texting nonstop until she finally asks you out on a date.

i screamed and one singular tear of joy rolled down my face.

“I did appreciate your warmth”

What if I tell you I cheered when she got shot

what is it with all of the bigots suddenly coming out on the vi, caitlyn and sevika x reader tags??? why cant men just stay out of places they dont belong?? 😫

BRAIDS & CURLS - Janey (3 versions)

Here I bring you another textured hair set! This was the most voted hair in my Patreon and I love the result ^^ I'm improving the way I make curls so I hope I can make more amazing curly hairstyles in the future :)

Please read my TOU before download.

New meshes

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

Clawclip colour found in hats

All LODs

Custom Thumbnail

V1 (hair in front) - V2 (one side front) - V3 (hair on back)

DOWNLOAD (Patreon Early Access) free on Junio 29

 CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

i want to be a muscular women’s chubby gf 😼

(pics found on pinterest)

but i don’t want the other 5!!!!

reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them

BILLIE HAIR SET - Bad Guy (2 versions)

Please read my TOU before download.

New meshes

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

All LODs

Custom Thumbnail

V1 (with bangs) - V2 (without bangs)

DOWNLOAD (Patreon Early Access) free on March 30

CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

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