Isa, Giving Kaylee Relationship Advice: When You're Looking For Your Future Spouse, Don't Just Think
Isa, giving Kaylee relationship advice: When you're looking for your future spouse, don't just think "who do I want to love for the rest of my life", think "who do I want to argue with about the best way to load a dishwasher for the rest of my life?"
Kai: You say that like you’re capable of loving.
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Isa: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Isa, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
Isa: You're alive.
Jake: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Isa: I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Isa:
Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.
Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.
the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.
fuck! i’m in love…again!
Jake: Good morning!
Isa: Is it? Is it really?
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