Isa: Jake Took My IPad Away Because I Listen To Fall Out Boy And He Doesn’t Like The Fact That I Am

the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.

fuck! i’m in love…again!

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

harvard has fallen

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

i pray to god I won’t mess up shit again

Isa: I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.

Isa: I'd like to call you. Jake: What's your number? Isa: It's in the phone book. Jake: But I don't know your name. Isa: That's in the phone book too.