Barely Anyone Wants To Read My Shit. I’ll Just Keep Posting Till People Actually Like My Stuff. Just

Isa: Where are we going?

Jake: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Isa: I don’t want to sleep on the couch!

Jake: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

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An elderly woman breaks down as she speaks in the north of Gaza as she mentions how 2 of her kids in this genocide were killed and another in a different bombardment.

Today is 266 days, we are still alive. 🇵🇸🍉

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Donate to Help save my family to survive the genocide in Gaza, organized by Mahmoud AlBalawi

Hi world , it’s Mahmoud Please read this as if you were in my… Mahmoud AlBalawi needs your support for Help save my family to survive th

you're living someone's dream life

After I lost my brother and was displaced from my home, I realized that my previous life was a blessing that I had not realized. After giving birth in a tent and experiencing severe bleeding, I realized that life is very short. Imagine losing your brother, the people dearest to you, your home, and your family. What would your life be like with a heavy heart? I ask you to help me. Any amount will make a difference.

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Donate to Save Maryam's family from war, organized by Alicia Augusto

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Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

PALESTINIAN KUFIYA RAFFLE!!

I am raffling off TWO authentic kufiya’s from Palestine!! I know they are almost always sold out and I was generously sent 2, so I figured I would try to raffle them off and help a Gazan family at the same time 🤍🇵🇸

HOW TO ENTER:

Donate the equivalent of €10 (or more) to Hani’s gofundme! This is a vetted gofundme (and a friend of my dear Elios @fallahifag 🤍) and Hani needs help getting his family out of Gaza.

Once you donate send me proof of your donation and I’ll enter your username into the raffle.

EVERY €10 DONATED COUNTS AS AN ENTRY (so if you donate €10 that is one entry, €20 is two entries, etc)

My possibly out-of-reach goal is to not choose a winner until Hani’s gofundme reaches at least €10,000. I will reevaluate if that goal isn’t being reached in a reasonable amount of time. I will use a random generator to choose two winners- you must be comfortable enough to give me a name/address to mail it to if you win. It’ll basically just be first come first serve for who gets which kufiya.

Please keep donating and FREE PALESTINE 🤍🇵🇸

Jake: Any advice before Kai and I fight?

Isa: Don’t wet yourself in public.

Jake: Not the kind of advice I was looking for.

i refuse to believe there are people born after 2010.

Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?

Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.