Isa: Jake, Do You Think I Gained Weight?

Isa: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now i can barely pull all-dayers.

Isa: What if we made a K-drama realistic?

Jake: Continue.

Isa: Like, what if we had a haters to neighbors to friends to best friends to lovers in 16 or 20 episodes?

Jake: So basically, ..us.

Isa: Some even say we have better chemistry than any drama.

Jake: Although that’s true, I’ll take your word from yesterday and leave us as it is.

Jake: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?

Isa: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Jake: Sarcastically speaking, are we allowed this fine, elegant trademark?

Isa: Sarcasm isn’t for the weak.

Isa: Where are we going?

Jake: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Isa: I don’t want to sleep on the couch!

Jake: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.

Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

Isa, giving Kaylee relationship advice: When you're looking for your future spouse, don't just think "who do I want to love for the rest of my life", think "who do I want to argue with about the best way to load a dishwasher for the rest of my life?"

Kai: You say that like you’re capable of loving.