Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.
Jake: I have a crush on you.
Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.
reminder : love yourself 💕💕
Isa, pulling back the shower curtain:Hey, what do you want for breakfast? Jake: Privacy?
a million words would not bring you back, i know because i tried, neither would a million tears, i know because I cried.
Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.
Isa: Number 15 says, "What defines being aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing a Y2K shirt that says "I'm a pretty bitch." Isa: Am I aesthetic? Jake: Can I rate you? Isa: Yes‐ Jake: 2/10. Next.
Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?
"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."
Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?
Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.
Jake: oKay then, goodnight!
- Later during the night
Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!
Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?
Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*
Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.