Go Ahead, Rant It Out. Shout It Out. Write It Down. You’re Not Alone.
go ahead, rant it out. shout it out. write it down. you’re not alone.
really, you aren’t. but you wish. we all do. socialization is in us, it’s what drives us to reach our goals.
you’re not alone, just lonely.
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Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?
Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?
Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.
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Isa: Aaahhh… Why did I eat so much?
Jake: Because the sign said “All you can eat” and you took that as a challenge.
dear reader, what is shitpost you may ask?
Well, let me put it straight for you. you see, shitpost is when you shit multiple posts at once, either people like it or they don’t. so basically, if you want the real definition of shitpost, don’t come to me. (im a genz and people think im a millennial lol)
Jake: We had fun! Didn’t we, Isa?
Isa: I have never been more stressed in my life.
Isa: Try to appreciate the little things in life.
Jake: *hugs her*
Isa: Seriously?! I’m not even that short!
Jake: *whispering* Yes, you are.
Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Isa: A stick.
Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.
Isa: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now i can barely pull all-dayers.
Isa: I'd like to call you. Jake: What's your number? Isa: It's in the phone book. Jake: But I don't know your name. Isa: That's in the phone book too.
