I Will Personally Kill And Eat Greg Veder

So what, that's 32 pages about worm probably? Goddammit

my greatest fear--not actually my greatest fear i have a lot of very great fears--one of my bigger fears (like, top 20) is that behind the bastards will do an episode about the simurgh death cult and robert madison evans will explain to his audience of ten quadrillion listeners what worm is.

i got so scared when he explained who yudkowsky was back in the AI episodes i thought he was gonna bring up the hillary clinton thing

it seems my poll about the lamest member of the nine was too easy! So, to give you guys a real challenge, I'm asking instead who the coolest member of the nine is! Please note that "coolest" and "least lame" are two very different things

Note: This is only members of the nine who were present during Arc 11 (and murder rat, who was a member of the nine and was present during arc 11, though not simultaneously)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

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RADICAL SATURDAY

Victoria Dallon Halloween:

"uuuuhh, Console? Got some Blaster-2s here, some kinda splash attack power harassing houses in the neighborhood. Think I'm gonna break half of their bones and throw em in forever jail, over and out"

Didnt make a post earlier because I didnt stop playing until 2am lol.

So I've played some more Elden Ring, cleared the wooded area of the Siofra River, killed all the enemies got the Ancestor Spirit and the Dragonkin Soldier done in one go, later on I died to the Crucible Knight over on the isolated platform. Worst. Enemy. Ever.

Also explored like, half of Caelid? Went through Sellia and the surrounding cliffs, explored almost all of the western side of Caelid. I even visited Redmane Castle, though I did not fight Radahn yet. I also didn't fight the rotted dragon, I think I would die very fast, I see a big health bar.

I had a small excursion into Greyoll's Dragonbarrow, grabbed the map, visited the isolated merchant, and tried to scale the Divine Tower (i want the greatsword at the bottom) but I couldn't figure it out.

Still a basic bitch using Bloodhound's Fang for almost every encounter, but I found it on my own without a guide and I could care less what soulsborne purists think.

I think I'm going to take another small break from playing as well. Love this game, though.

So I've now cleared the rest of Caria Manor and the surrounding lands. The Red Wolf is much more difficult on a field compared to inside a Debate Hall. I've also entered Lady Ranni's service and have now descended down the Siofra Well to meet with Blaidd.

Additionally, I have tried to craft my own "Elden Bling" as it were while still trying to keep my gearset balanced:

Bandit Mask

High Page Clothes

Banished Knight Gauntlets

Banished Knight Greaves

The weapons I change frequently

Guilt sucks, honestly. I hate feeling guilty, especially over nothing. It's not a guilt of "oh I did this thing and that was wrong of me :(" its the guilt of "I feel this way and I feel like I shouldn't". It's a guilt of imagined transgression and I really wish it would stop. Though I cannot tell which way I would prefer more, the guilt to recede and finding satisfaction with my feelings, or my feelings coming to align with the manner I imagine they should, thus eliminating the guilt.

I don't often like sharing feelings like this, in fact venting or exposing my emotions just makes me feel guilty for taking up other people's times or thoughts with my nonsense, but it was a thought looping my mind over and over enough that it required a post.

You ever spend a few years trying to mould yourself to suit someone else and what they like but it doesn't work? And then you get out of that, because its obviously unhealthy, but then youre stuck not knowing who you are or what you like, romantically, so you just sort of flounder. Then you dont meet people ever or know how to meet people, so its less like digging a hole deeper and more like standing in quicksand. When your only standard becomes "someone who likes me" because you've already experienced being with someone who didn't and learned not much else.

(Poll submitted by @megacorpo-hyperreality)

That's you, dear viewer. Yes, you. Without any powers either. And you have to fight one. Which one would you be best able to take (in a fight)?

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

this list only contains members of the nine as of arc 11 (and also murder rat, who was present in arc 11 and was a member, but not both simultaneously).

I want to clarify that while this poll is looking for the lamest member of the Nine, it is specifically looking for a pathetic loser whose lame nature makes them likable/cute.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!