Smut Prompt List-

fella is it gay to memorize the shape of your homie’s body?

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Fake Dating Prompts

1. “Don’t worry.  I’m a good actor/actress.”

2. “I know we’re supposed to be faking our relationship, but I think I’m actually starting to fall for you.”

3. “I said moaning, not screaming!  I want them to think we’re having sex, not that you’re being murdered!”

4. “It felt real when you kissed me.”

5. “Make it look more believable.  Hold my hand.”

6. “I’m willing to help you, but I don’t know how I feel about lying to people.”

7. “You’re a terrible cuddler.”  “And you’re a terrible kisser, but you asked me to be your fake girlfriend/boyfriend, so stop complaining.”

8. “I wasn’t exactly faking it when I told you I loved you.”  “And I wasn’t exactly faking it when I said it back.”

9. “Quick, they’re coming!  Kiss me!”

10. “Look.  If we do this, I’ll buy you stuff and my parents aren’t gonna think I’m a loser.  It’s a win for both of us.”

11. “You sure seemed to like it when I put my tongue in your mouth while we were kissing.”

12. “You wanna tell me why you had a boner when we were making out?”

13. “I know I said I didn’t want to make your ex jealous, but he’s/she’s a piece of shit and I changed my mind.  Come here so I can kiss you.”

14. “You’re so annoying.”  “People are coming.”  “I love you so much, baby!”

15. “Can you at least brush your teeth if we’re gonna kiss each other?  Your breath is fucking rancid!”

16. “To be clear, this is not gonna be like those movies where they pretend to date and then end up actually falling in love with each other.”

17. “Why on earth would I pretend to be your girlfriend/boyfriend?”  “Because I’ll pay you and we both know you need the money.”

18. “If we want this to look real, you’re gonna have to suck it up and cuddle with me.”

19. “Okay, there’s only one bed.  Neither of us want to sleep on the floor, so I guess we have to share.  But the following rules are not negotiable.  We sleep on opposite sides, backs to each other, and no cuddling or curling into each other.  Got it?”  “That sounds fair enough.”

20. “Take off your clothes.”  “What?!”  “Not all of them!  Just enough that they think we’re having sex.  I’ll be respectful.”

21. “You’re looking at me like you actually like me.”  “What?  No!  Why would I do that?”

22. “Was that a kiss or was that you trying to devour me whole?”

23. “Your hand is fucking freezing.”  “Yeah, well you’re gonna need to hold it if you want your parents to believe what you said about having a girlfriend/boyfriend.”

24. “I’m surprised we’re actually pulling it off, given how often we look like we want to drown each other.”

25. “I kinda liked sharing the bed with you.”

26. “You’re a better kisser than I thought you’d be.”

27. “Do you wanna maybe try dating for real?”

28. “Did you kiss me on the forehead when I fell asleep?”  “There were people around.  I had to make it look believable.”

29. “As much as I’d rather eat a shard of glass than kiss you, I guess I can grit my teeth and play along.”

30. “Hopefully it’s not awkward when we both actually find love.”

"𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩…" 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙨

fluff was highly requested in my last poll, so here you go :) | tag me if you use any | if yall want more prompts like this, jus drop an ask nd ill respond as soon as possible :)

𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙎:

Eyes lightning up as soon as your significant other enters a room

Comparing hand sizes as an excuse to hold hands

Losing themselves in each others eyes as they hold a conversation

Forehead kisses

Cheek kisses

HAND KISSES>>>>

Constantly smiling or giggling when your partner is around

Playing with the other's hair as they rest their head in your lap

Staring at them from across the room with loving eyes

Looking at your partner like they're all you could ever want

Smiling against your partner's lips as you kiss

Tight hugs that feel warm and full of love

Asking the other about their day

Embraces from behind where the other person nuzzles their nose into your neck

Wanting to spend each second with each other, soaking in the feel of each other's presence

𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀:

"Stay with me tonight. please."

"Can we cuddle?"

"I'll keep you warm."

"Kiss me."

"You're my favorite person."

"You feel like home."

"Do you know how much I love you?"

"You're all I think about."

"You're absolutely perfect in my eyes."

"No one could compare to you."

"Let me hold your hand."

"I love being with you."

"You're so cute, you know that?"

"You feel so warm."

"I don't ever want to let go of you."

"I'd do anything for you."

"Don't go anywhere I can't follow."

"I'll follow you to the ends of the earth."

"You're my everything."

"I like how good your hand looks in mine."

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you

Open AO3 and see all the shit we did with less than 15 minutes of their screen together.

List of random dialogue prompts 

“I was never a morning person, but then I started waking up to your face and you know… Maybe mornings aren’t that bad, after all.” 

“Why are you mad?” “I’m not mad, I just think you can choose better people to kiss.” 

“I fucking hate you.” “No you don’t. Take that back right now.” 

“You know I’d do anything to have you stay by my side, right? Anything.”  

“Oh, fuck. Do that again.” 

“You look stupid as all hell right now.”

“I want to believe you, but I don’t know if I can.” 

“You’ve given me so many reasons to walk away.” “Then why don’t you walk away? It’s not like I’m keeping you hostage here.” “You still don’t get it, do you? It’s because I love you.” 

“…Damn it all to hell, if I don’t get to have you tonight then I’m never going to be able to have you.” 

“Let me call you mine, just for tonight.”

“I think you and I make an amazingly stupid pair.” “I know! Our two brain cells combined together make for quality entertainment and a unique kind of stupidity.” 

“I’m going to have so much fun with you.”

“Oh God, yes, right there— oh my God, just like that, please don’t stop.” “…Can you stop that? You’re making it sound like we’re in a porno and now I’m highly uncomfortable.” 

“Bet you they don’t make you sound like that, do they?” 

“Fuck, you’re such a wreck, and because of me, too.” 

“Can you stop moaning? I’m trying to help you relax but you’re making it hard for me to concentrate.” “Sorry, your hands just work a little too good.” “I’m going to pay for a masseuse next time if you keep doing this.” 

“You are driving me insane and I’m this close to losing my shit because of you.”

“Is hating me your only personality trait?”

“Never scare me like that again!” 

“Oh, don’t worry. I have every plan to make you submit to me.”

“I’m not even gonna lie, I’m just so fucking obsessed with you.” 

“That could be us.” “That is us.”

“Was it worth it?”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you— slow down, you’ll get what you want soon enough.”

“I want you to remember every single second of this.” 

“Bet you they can’t make you feel the way I do.” “Bet’s on.” “Wait, what? That was not my intention—”

“Hm, but I think I like having you spread out like this. Such a gorgeous sight.” 

“Come and get your fix.”

“…You’re an addiction I never want to quit.” 

“I had nothing to live for, but then you came into my life. So thank you.” 

“Why’d you— why’d you do that?” “B-Because I promised you I’d do anything to keep you safe.” 

“I swear if we get caught then I’m actually going to kill you.” 

“You think I wanted this to happen?!”

“Just when I was about to give up…”

“I trusted you with my life.” “Well, I’m sorry but you’re clearly very gullible.”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel the same as I do, then I’ll leave you alone.” 

“You know, maybe you should bet on something else the next time instead of betting on someone’s fucking feelings.” 

“You’re such a dork.” “Yeah, no wonder you’re so in love with me.”

“Does me doing all these things not account for anything?” “I never asked you to do those things for me, though, did I?”

“You nearly foiled our plan, you idiot!”

“I… I think I’m happy.” “You think? So you’re not one hundred percent certain?”

“Who’s laughing now?” “…Clearly not you. You’re crying, dear God.” 

“I’m tired of being on the sidelines.” 

“You actually came back.”

“Christ on a fucking bike, I could kiss you right now.”

“That was a bold move.”

“We’re going to be late, all because you couldn’t stop scrolling through that damn phone of yours while taking your damn sweet time to shit!” 

“Kinda sucks that I can only have you like this.” 

“I fell in love, so hard, and so fast, but a part of me knew it wasn’t going to last.” 

“Your heart’s always on your sleeve.” “Only around you, because you’re the only one who knows me so well. Too well, in fact.”  

Wattpad

Halley's Comet . . . Christopher Sturniolo

A story in which a young up and coming influencer finds herself falling in love with her bestfriend. She has to figure...

Go look at my Wattpad! I’m writing a new book, so you should check out the cast and see if your into it. Lots of love. ❤️

&. 𝐡𝐢𝐭 ‘𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  more  angsty  dialogue  prompts  to  devastate  your  writing  partners.  metaphorically.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ you’re a weapon, and weapons don’t weep. ❜

❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜

❛ it should have been you. ❜

❛ did i do good? ❜

❛ i’m sorry that i can’t save you. ❜

❛ wait for me, will you? ❜

❛ i can’t lose you again! ❜

❛ you were dead, i saw you die. ❜

❛ we won’t forget each other, right? ❜

❛ i’m real. i’m here. ❜

❛ you already know how this will end. ❜

❛ it’s always my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ i don’t want to go. ❜

❛ can you remember how you died? ❜

❛ i love you, but you’re not mine. ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ i didn’t ask to get made. ❜

❛ you’re as beautiful as the day i lost you. ❜

❛ i never meant to hurt you. ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ their blood is on your hands. ❜

❛ it would have been better to die. ❜

❛ i’m not ready to lose you yet. ❜

❛ i wish i met you sooner. ❜

❛ let’s just stay here. grow old. ❜

❛ you’re the first friend i ever had. ❜

❛ i told you not to fall in love with me. ❜

❛ you always push people away. i just thought you’d never do it to me. ❜

❛ everyone i’ve cared about has either died or left me. except for you. ❜

❛ i know i have a heart because i can feel it breaking. ❜

❛ they’re not coming back. ❜

❛ i’m sorry, have we met? ❜

❛ in my dreams, we’re still together. ❜

❛ you’re the one good thing left in this world. ❜

❛ i hate the way that i don’t hate you. ❜

❛ it’s okay. you can let go. ❜

❛ you mean nothing to me. ❜

❛ we’re on our own now. ❜

❛ you can’t kill me, i’m not alive. ❜

❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ we’ll see each other again. ❜

❛ there’s nothing you could have done. ❜

❛ we did it. we won. ❜

❛ let’s not go back. not ever. ❜

❛ thanks for playing with me. ❜

❛ why does it feel like this is goodbye? ❜

yeah no I ain't hugging my friends or family like that

bestfriend texts with nick !! 🧸

— best friend texts with nick sturniolo. ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, corny, not proofread.

a/n: i love making the text fics AMENNN