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Matthew: Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.
Damien: Oh, well, then, welcome to the terror dome.
Kathrine(MC): Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
James: I did. I broke it.
Kathrine: No. No, you didn’t. Matthew?
Matthew: Don’t look at me. Look at Sam.
Sam: What?! I didn’t break it!
Matthew: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Sam: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Matthew: *squints* Suspicious.
Sam: No, it’s not!
Sam: If it matters, Erik was the last one to use it.
Erik: Liar! I don’t even drink that!
Sam: *raises brow* Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Erik: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
James: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Miss.
Kathrine: No. Who broke it?
Matthew: Kathy, Damien’s been awfully quiet…
Damien: Really?!
Matthew: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *Yelling*
Kathrine: *at the camera* I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
Poor James bby
James: I am a very responsible, composed person.
Erik: Remember that time you were drunk and cried bitter tears because you tried to measure a ruler with another ruler but it turned out to be off by a centimeter….
Legit same her face
This lady had me rolling for a good five minutes.
Holy shit yes
ok the steps in their house are a fucking liability.
I fucking love this show lmao
this was so dramatic
Well...
Oddly true
That person uploads a new chapter in the Fanfiction that your currently obsessing over.
Oh my fucking god why am I laughing at this bullshit?
Everyone: we want more LGBT+ characters in our stories !
Rick Riordan: okay here have a gay Italian sad boy
Everyone: I mean, it’s all right but-…
Rick Riordan: I understand. Want a bisexual main character, who happens to be a god?
Everyone: oh that’s actually nice…but! How about girls-
Rick Riordan: you’re totally right. Here have a pair of lesbian hunters
Everyone: …um this is actually pretty nice…how about-
Rick Riordan: a pansexual main character?
Everyone: yea-
Rick Riordan: with a gender fluid love interest? Say no more! Anything else?
Everyone:
Adorable!!!
Quick doodle
Never seen someone as thicc, but like, is that possible???
dan katie ur mega memes
Omfg! This is so funny! I understand this feeling ALL THE TIME!!!
Lol, no.
There’s a very simple way to get rid of all atheists forever.
Still waiting.
I don’t know how I have missed my schedule the entire time? :(
Apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong. :-( Except for singing along with Ozzy. :-)
sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed
Snoop Doggy Dog need to get a jobby job
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