Matthew: Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.
Damien: Oh, well, then, welcome to the terror dome.
Omfg! This is so funny! I understand this feeling ALL THE TIME!!!
Never seen someone as thicc, but like, is that possible???
dan katie ur mega memes
Holy shit yes
ok the steps in their house are a fucking liability.
Lol, no.
There’s a very simple way to get rid of all atheists forever.
Still waiting.
sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed
I don’t know how I have missed my schedule the entire time? :(
Apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong. :-( Except for singing along with Ozzy. :-)
Legit same her face
This lady had me rolling for a good five minutes.
Oddly true
That person uploads a new chapter in the Fanfiction that your currently obsessing over.
Snoop Doggy Dog need to get a jobby job
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