biweekly migraines that put you in ER
biweekly migraines for everyone
"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
big vtm nosferatu vibes
power of suggestion
so uhh... I just made a new trans pride flag hope you like it 😩👉👈
Legless lizard edit this shit is fire
Attempted to do X-Files for spooktober but got sidetracked
sorry babe, fat tusks and massive antlers stay on during sex
too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most
Okay, who is pole dancing in my Tolypothrix?!
it's time to drink cock and chew cum
and I'm all out of ass
just dont watch that shit
it really is that fucking easy