Big Vtm Nosferatu Vibes

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

it's time to drink cock and chew cum

and I'm all out of ass

Honestly

just dont watch that shit

it really is that fucking easy

"but the drugs"

"but it gets tampered"

and what?

with every fucking reason possible, I've never seen things like that locked up in my country

locking up products in general is not even a thing here

I live in the city where people actually give you drugs for free and there's been a murder like,, yesterday? it happens at lleast few times a year

all stuff like that, real filth on the streets and still the only things locked up I sometimes see at the stores are the super super expensive/fragile stuff (such as art, multimedia etc.) and the displays at the pharmacies which could make sense (someone could do a fuck up and end up worse than before, also it's always some unnecessary expensive shit like "a shampoo that cures male loneliness and makes your dick shaped like a chevrolet camaro '76")

btw yeah guess what we got ~*♡healthcare♡*~ and even if it's not perfect, if you have no money you can just go to the hospital, ask for specific things you may need, say that you have no money for it and they will just give it to you

again, there's no reason to lock up products such as this other than profit

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

Boss Series

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

I am the master of seduction (they didn't text back)