I Am The Master Of Seduction (they Didn't Text Back)

may your 2023 be vampiric and homoerotic

Artists should retreat from the world wide web and go back to gathering in salons and drinking absinthe

just dont watch that shit

it really is that fucking easy

Okay, who is pole dancing in my Tolypothrix?!

"but the drugs"

"but it gets tampered"

and what?

with every fucking reason possible, I've never seen things like that locked up in my country

locking up products in general is not even a thing here

I live in the city where people actually give you drugs for free and there's been a murder like,, yesterday? it happens at lleast few times a year

all stuff like that, real filth on the streets and still the only things locked up I sometimes see at the stores are the super super expensive/fragile stuff (such as art, multimedia etc.) and the displays at the pharmacies which could make sense (someone could do a fuck up and end up worse than before, also it's always some unnecessary expensive shit like "a shampoo that cures male loneliness and makes your dick shaped like a chevrolet camaro '76")

btw yeah guess what we got ~*♡healthcare♡*~ and even if it's not perfect, if you have no money you can just go to the hospital, ask for specific things you may need, say that you have no money for it and they will just give it to you

again, there's no reason to lock up products such as this other than profit

Honestly

as I see the hell's burning fine, just wanted to say that in my drunkest dreams, a month ago this creation was born:

and its time has come

no bitches image but with lacroix

hey there, tumblr user asimplefairfolk, before i show you this image i need you to know that 1. drawing this caused physical pain in me and 2. this thing's existence is your responsibility now

I love vtmb music.

big things are coming to my patreon...

List of 400+ Kinks & Tropes

Below is an alphabetized and roughly categorized list every major kink, trope, and sex act used in fiction that I can think of (and I can think of quite a few). It certainly doesn’t have everything, but I’ve never found a more comprehensive list.

This list came about because I wanted to create a survey for my friend group so we could figure out exactly what we each like and dislike in our fiction for the purpose of gift fics, exchanges, and reccing. Is it normal to ask your friends how they feel about felching and mpreg and cannibalism? Probably not, but it sure is fun learning new things about each other and it’s good information to have if you want to write a fic for someone!

To make the list easier to navigate I’ve broken it down into the following sections (note many kinks and tropes could fit in multiple categories but I did my best to group them where I thought they made the most sense):

general sex acts

general sex types and locations

bodily fluids and excretions

body and body modification

clothing

BDSM

pain, torture, and horror

dub-con, non-con, and unhealthy dynamics

alternate universes

misc kinks

misc tropes and genres

Feel free to use this list to create your own surveys or as a reference for writing challenges, drawing inspiration, or whatever you want!

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