P-atyk - Soggy Wenis

and i'll always believe

your blood promise

okay but I DID eat the plants

nasturtium, zucchini flowers and other fun safe to eat plants are a different story but we had many different bushes and fruit trees, dozens of each species and the fresh nashi pears were. fucking. best 👌

and I got really good at those, the customers were amazed that I always knew each cultivar by taste SO specifically

oh if you only knew how many apples those pockets could fit aT ONCE...

also me and that one Ukrainian guy we sometimes did competitions who ate more when the other one was not looking

all on camera of course

i work in a garden center and i get to wear my favorite shirt

may your 2023 be vampiric and homoerotic

I tought that game died years ago

Ok so I debated all of 2 seconds on if i should post this here or make a new blog for this kinda content but its _fine_ , anyways

Behold

as I see the hell's burning fine, just wanted to say that in my drunkest dreams, a month ago this creation was born:

and its time has come

no bitches image but with lacroix

hey there, tumblr user asimplefairfolk, before i show you this image i need you to know that 1. drawing this caused physical pain in me and 2. this thing's existence is your responsibility now

"but the drugs"

"but it gets tampered"

and what?

with every fucking reason possible, I've never seen things like that locked up in my country

locking up products in general is not even a thing here

I live in the city where people actually give you drugs for free and there's been a murder like,, yesterday? it happens at lleast few times a year

all stuff like that, real filth on the streets and still the only things locked up I sometimes see at the stores are the super super expensive/fragile stuff (such as art, multimedia etc.) and the displays at the pharmacies which could make sense (someone could do a fuck up and end up worse than before, also it's always some unnecessary expensive shit like "a shampoo that cures male loneliness and makes your dick shaped like a chevrolet camaro '76")

btw yeah guess what we got ~*♡healthcare♡*~ and even if it's not perfect, if you have no money you can just go to the hospital, ask for specific things you may need, say that you have no money for it and they will just give it to you

again, there's no reason to lock up products such as this other than profit

In ‘Glass Microbiology,’ Sculptures Explore the Science Behind Modeling Viruses and Bacteria

so uhh... I just made a new trans pride flag hope you like it 😩👉👈