The Iliad It Boy And Tamer Of Horses

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

Started thinking of Kevin frkm welcome to nightvale and I had to jumping jacks to calm me down. What is this little freak?? Why is he like that?? I hate him but I love him and I want to throw him in a out of lava, I want to befriend him but also kick him.

Am I the only one who finds the concept of the lonely really comforting. To me it sounds great, you’re all alone, no one there to judge you, no one to tell you to stop being weird, no one I have to force myself to communicate with. This might just be my autism but it sounds like a free vacation. Also it reminds me of tomato soup. Although lately it’s been strange, everywhere I go there’s fog following, probably nothing

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

i’m a real wizard btw

Trying to describe my favourite characters without sounding insane is hard. Yes he is over 100 years old, but hes also 16. He got sent to hell twice and escaped both times. He’s gay and pinning over his best friend while half of the American male population throws themselves at him. He’s also autistic and his other bestfriend talks to him abt BL mangas. He’s also literally me from another universe

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich