I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.
Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.
It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.
You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.
It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.
And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.
And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?
Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich
I’m a huge sucker for relationships where it’s neither platonic, romantic OR the secret third option.
Hey man, so sorry about your lover. Yeah, she’s trapped in another universe. Yeah, she also absorbed the heart of your space ship/time traveling machine. Yeah, she’s always going to be mentioned in the future because of how important she is.
they're married (and in the middle of a battle)
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“I am cursed by the narrative”
No, the narrative is as obsessed with me as I am with freedom. The narrative saw me along with every other version and decided that I was special. The narrative adores me and views me as a relic. I am Beautiful in the narratives eyes and it is beautiful to me. I am scared of the narrative but i also crave its attention.
Don’t forget Kevin from wtnv, he would fit in perfectly
I just want to put Michael Shelley, Needles, and Kayne in a room just to see what would happen.
yaelokre is a fictional band with fictional members who travel their fantasy world and retell mythological stories through song and heavily aestheticized irl performances/concept albums? close enough Welcome back the mechanisms
What a year this week has been.
this guy stinks up my phone, take him off my hands
I’m so Arthur Lester core (erm.. my legs keep giving up on me and I keep falling ☹️)