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” you win, I miss you so much ”
the 'your day at a glance' notification is the only thing i look forward to everyday
Summer Sunset
Dog bios that will hilariously remind you of somebody you know
(#5 @ralphienyc)
And before I met him, I wanted to escape away from this crowded place— where people pretend to be anybody else— and be in a different universe, where no one has to know who I am, yet when he came and enclosed me in his arms, I wanted to stay wherever he is, suddenly I don’t want to live alone in this world anymore.
ma.c.a // Stars in your eyes, I felt alive (via vomitingwords)
Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
Writing prompt 13
“Kid, come down from there. We need to talk about what happened.”
“I would but, I’m busy packing. You see, I’ve decided to move to Canada, where everyone is nice and the shame and humiliation of tonight shant follow me.”
Writing prompt 7
“Whatcha’ gonna do? Stab me?”
“Well, as a matter of fact…”
Writing prompt
“Its over. You’ve lost.”
His heart hammered in his chest, tears of frustration pressing against his eyes, and for a brief, panic-induced moment, he didn’t know what to do.
Dialogue prompt
“I-I don’t think I can do this.”
“Oh come on! There’s only–what, a hundred–well, maybe five hundred– people out there! You’ll be fine!”
Dialogue prompt
“I put a parental lock on your laptop.”
“You can’t do that! I’m an adult!”
Dialogue prompt
“Can you just ask her out already?”
“Can you mind your own business for once?!”
Thomas Doherty’s Scottish Slang School is Now in Session - RAW
thomas on china’s instagram 18/10/2016
High School AU's
• I’m the biggest flirt in high school, I can get anyone with a few well placed words. And then you walked in and I became a stuttering mess and I can’t control myself anymore. I can’t even flirt with other people. What did you do you wizard-
• I come from a poorer off family compared to this rich kid neighborhood, but I was smart enough to get into this lovely high school since my GPA is just..wow Anyway, I met you, and I insist on buying you all the things. And you don’t know that you have more money than I will ever in this lifetime but shhhhh-
• You’re the prettiest person I’ve ever seen, and I’m in the yearbook. I insist on taking pictures of you on any occasion because you’re just really great and the pictures are the best I’ve ever taken. Please come with me to the park, because you /and/ flowers is a match made in heaven-
• I hack into the announcements system every Friday to softly play music that people have suggested to me during class. And everyone just listens while they work and dances around and has a good time. And I’ve just been caught by you, wanna chill and pick a song..?
• I volenteer at the nurses office after school, and you’re the idiot who joined the Adventure Challege Club, where it’s lots of physical activities, and you don’t fucking listnen to your intructer, at all- We see each other a lot
• “Why are you hiding in the bathroom?” “Why are you /reading/ in the bathroom?” “…touche-” Wish I could say that was the last time this happened to us-
• So you’re the kid who runs the announcements, and I’ve been dared to kiss your cheek on valentines day, since you’re my crush and all And I didn’t expect you to just fucking stop in the middle of your little speach and say ‘I love you-’ to the whole school just now- I’m kinda dying here-
How they met
- Person A was standing on a chair/on top of something and when they slipped and fell person B happened to be walking by and caught them - Person A and Bs dogs really liked each other and in the process got their owners tangled together from their leashes - Person A was playing [insert sport] at the beach and the ball hit person B, simultaneously spilling their drink on them, so A offered to buy them a new one - While engaging in a spontaneous group snowball fight (in a public place) - While both hiding under a table (for whatever reason) - A and B were on the same rollercoaster and A grabbed B’s hand - A was B’s waiter who dropped pasta on them - When the vending machine got stuck and A started hitting it and B helped - In a haunted house where A bumped into B in the dark, mistook them for a dressed up monster and in the process screamed so loudly they startled B more than they were scared themselves - At a Christmas party where A was costumed as Rudolph the reindeer and B made fun of them only to find out that they were very hot underneath - A showed up drunk to an interview and B was their interviewer - They both missed their bus and ran frantically after it until they realised it was futile
Sentence Prompts
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Where are your pants?”
“I laugh because I hurt inside.”
“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”
“You look like an open autopsy.”
“That’s french for ‘go away’.“
“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”
“Put me down!”
“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”
“What did you just do?!”
“Stop filming me, moron!”
“It was all me, by the way.”
“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”
“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I may have mildly panicked…”
“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”
“I am very, very bad under pressure!”
“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””
“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”
“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”
“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”
“It’s do or die, most likely die.”
“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”
“You make me smile.”
“Liam Neeson would do it.”
“Jail can’t stop me.”
“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”
“I remain confused.”
“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”
“Can someone shoot him?”
“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“
“Quick, blend in!”
“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”
“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”
“Can I help you?”
“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”
“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”
“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”
“Well that was unsettling.”
“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”
“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”
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Helpful writing tips for my friends.
About Person B
Person A: i miss him Person C: …. Person A: oh gosh, i miss him so much Person C: …. Person A: *sighs* i miss him so freaking much Person C: *slams hand on the table* HE’S JUST IN THE BATHROOM WILL YOU CALM DOWN OH MY GOSH
person A: *has spent, like, 98% of his time trying to show B how much he loves him* person B: you like me?…..i had no idea… person A:
Otp Prompt
Person A: “Will you ever go to bed at a normal hour?” Person B: “Will you ever kiss me?” Person A: “What?” Person B: “What?”
Fighting to Loving
Anonymous Asked: “Hey! Do you happen to have any prompts for two old friends who bicker a lot and are just discovering they have feelings for each other? You know, typical rivals to lovers trope… Plus an awkward confession, if it isn’t too much? Thank you in advance! I love your blog a lot!”
Anonymous Asked: “Prompts for enemies that have just started dating?”
Before
1. “You two know that you guys sound like an old married couple, right?”
“That’s ridiculous. I’m neither old nor married.”
“What about me?”
“Well, you aren’t married, anyway.”
2. “You always have to be better than me, don’t you?”
“I was trying to compliment you.”
3. “Sorry, did you just say I looked… Nice?”
“What? I do actually have eyes, in spite of your best efforts.”
“For the last time, that was an accident.”
4. “I hate you.”
“Oh, you know you don’t mean that. You’d be lost without me.”
5. “I… Thank you?”
“Did that physically pain you to say?”
Dating
6. “Hey, jerk.”
“…”
“I mean… Babe?”
7. “I don’t know how to do this. I still feel like insulting you every time I see you. But I also want you to be happy.”
8. “Admit it. That was the best kiss of your life.”
“You always have to be the best, don’t you?”
9. “So, my parents don’t believe we’re dating each other.”
“Really?”
“They completely think it’s a prank.”
10. “It’s weird, being together. I love you, but I also want to fight you.”
“Pillow fight?”
“I think we’re more mature than that.”
“Loser makes dinner.”
“You are going DOWN.”
11. “You remember when I won that science fair?”
“You remember when you stole my idea to do it?”
“I made it better.”
12. “You remember when they used to hate each other?”
“Yeah… Now we hate everyone else. Together.”
BONUS- Confession Time (I have a long post of confession options, but I’ll throw in a few here.)
13. “Why are you being so nice to me? You hate me!”
“I don’t hate you! I… The opposite of hate you.”
14. “If you must know, I think you’re pretty… You know?”
“No, I don’t know!”
“Pretty good. To be… Around, and stuff.”
15. “You’re amazing, you know that?”
“You’re drunk. You don’t mean that.”
“I do. I love you. Plus you have a good face.”
16. “I love you and all, but if you don’t stop making that noise, I’m going to throw something at you!”
“You love me?”
“…Shoot.”
~I hope these help! Thanks for the ask!~