HEY so i have deep dived into brocedes (going on... 3 days now?) and the one thing im rly struggling to find is an accurate brocedes timeline with links to everything (and i mean EVERYTHING- their promo vids, them eating cereal tgt, lewis on nicos website at 18 etc). i've scrolled through ur acc (its been so helpful!!) but some of the links no longer work i can't pinpoint on certain dates (greek trip?? what year was that?? when did they race each other in italy?) so i js thought id ask if you could help me figure that out lol also i am happy to read any in depth essays of brocedes and their progression as childhood bsfs, to teammates, to rivals, to strangers, that you have on the backburner bc i genuinely am a fan of all things brocedes atp (this is me shamelessly asking for a master post like the one u did w the post 2016 timeline- yes im happy to wait esp since there are sm new things to comment on (SPAIN 2023??? OMG!!)) ANYWAY altogether thanks for everything youve done for me as a brocedes newbie 🫶
hi! I'm gonna try to find some primers and stuff for you. the thing about brocedes is a lot of it you have to find out for yourself, and that's part of the fun. you won't find one masterpost with every single link unfortunately, but my blog has a pretty good aggregate of most of them.
there's a lot of useful links and basic rundown here, one of the major primers
the Greece story timeline is vague cause they've both mentioned it multiple times, and it's a major staple in their canon. here it says 14.
here is the post 2016 interactions primer post
Nico and Lewis talking about snowboarding at 17, so they were friends after they were teammates, and here's them partying as young adults (bc Nico and Vivian got together at 18)
the iconic kellog's picture! and here's how kelloggs lore followed them
here's an essay that's freaking pivotal!!!
here's additional lore I've collected, such as them living in the same building, their childhood shenanigans.
there's a lot of individual lewis blogs where you can find out more about his karting years, and for nicology I personally go to @fzxy40 for more nico insights.
this is when they raced each other in Italy so you can trawl through karting records to find it
And now, in 2023, we have Lewis bringing up Nico unprompted talking about how karting with him was some of the best times, and Lewis and Nico both stuttering fidgeting as Nico interviewed him for Spain 2023
as for promo! my pinned tweet is a great compilation of their skits, you can look up more on YouTube like the cringe merc commercials they did together.
there's a lot of lore on my blog you can check the archive for, and I'd be happy to help you otherwise if you're looking for anything specific!
All the pretty girls walk like this-this-this
Pretty girls walk like this 😌💅
walking wout cause he's an icon
That's so real
Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.
20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”
80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”
This is so true 😭😭😭
every cycling news or statement is always like
[redacted] got hit by a really big rock
because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all
tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat
[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife
team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420
in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!
[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this
Though in your fic VLAB REALLY has cat
seeing posts like "VLAB has a cat" "Alpecin has a rat"
UAE has a feral racoon they feed pasta
Why is this man staring into my soul
It might just be me but im honestly a bit scared
Every fan of cycling at least once:
I hate life and this stupid sport
WAIT WHAT I WANT THAT TEXT BOOK NOW
the way i almost fell out of my chair when i saw primoz roglic IN MY FUCKING SPANISH TEXTBOOK
Wout: A coward do it with a knife
Jasper: If i punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?
Tadej: Strong
Remco: Weak
Mathieu: An idiot is what you are
Thanks God there's no fracture 😭😭
Omg I'm in love with this
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