Every Fan Of Cycling At Least Once:

AHHHH THIS IS SOO CUTE I'M ACTUALLY DYINGGGG

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago

Spanish class spotted.

so i am legally obligated to draw girl!tadej at least once a day

Oh...My...God

i knew the mattystache was real but i didn’t know it was this real

Though in your fic VLAB REALLY has cat

seeing posts like "VLAB has a cat" "Alpecin has a rat"

UAE has a feral racoon they feed pasta

Preach sistah/brothah

cycling twitter (derogatory)

Jonas, in love: Yes I love morons

Priest: Repeat after me

Tadej: After me

Priest @ Jonas: are you sure you want this one

Lmaoooo

Natasha, smirking: Hey babe, you in the mood to spice things up a bit?

Y/N: I can’t eat spicy foods.

Natasha: No, I meant in the bedroom.

Y/N: I can’t eat spicy foods anywhere, Nat.

Why is this man staring into my soul

It might just be me but im honestly a bit scared

That's so real

Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

And I love you for it

Loving a not so written for driver is so annoying like, what the fuck do you mean I’m the only one who’s written for Michael Schumacher?!

Not only that, but when I searched for ‘Michael Schumacher smut’, not one, but two of my blogs came up.