Ogre-papa - I Could Really Go For Some Aquarium Gravel

Meowr Meowny please!

This is the payday meowth, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

That machine sure needs to be raged against

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbPx4Qs/

The trick to living forever?

Just dont die

"Country roads take me hom- Oh Fuck. Oh shit, there goes my rear axle"

That sounded expensive

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

Bonus points if you reblog with the pet's name in the tags

Why is this so good?

#Phanpy babeee

could honestly be old news, but just discovered someone recreated the pmd personality test online, with an even longer option! absolutely adore this. 🥹

Cryptic Beast (Normal / Dark)

- “Despite sightings of this Pokemon being reported across many regions, there is little actual proof of its existence. A paranormal magazine suggests this beast escaped from some secret laboratory.” Cryptic Visitor (Fairy)

- “A story in a paranormal magazine talks of tiny winged beings invading an eyewitness’s home. The report of them was never taken seriously, especially when the writer claimed they liked baked goods.” Cryptic Wing (Flying)

- “A strange flying Pokemon that supposedly terrorized a town. A paranormal magazine says this creature can be identified by its glowing horn and horrid stench.” Cryptic Stalk (Steel / Grass)

- “A robotic Pokemon said to have come from a crashed spaceship. Though there are no real records of this event, a paranormal magazine says it is a result of a coverup.” Cryptic Collector (Dark)

- “This bizarre Pokemon is blamed when things vanish mysteriously in the night. A paranormal magazines claims these creatures are tasked with collecting "samples,” and that includes other Pokemon and people…“ Cryptic Crescent (Steel / Flying)

- "An odd metallic object a pilot spotted as it soared through the skies. It can fly faster than any known craft or Pokemon, or at least that is what a paranormal magazine claims.” Cryptic Wheel (Steel / Fire)

- “No sightings of this entity have been recorded, but its existence is argued due to ancient carvings and drawings. This blazing wheel is mentioned often in a certain paranormal magazine, as they debate if its origins are from this world or beyond.” Cryptic Pods (Grass / Dark)

-“A seemingly harmless collection of seeds, said to have come from another world. A paranormal magazine warns of what they can become, or rather, who they can become…” ———————————————–

Had so much fun making the paradox fakemon with @james-silvercat, that we just had to do more! This will probably be the last batch for me, but who knows if I will get a hankering for it again in the future.

So of course, explanation time (from top, left to right): We got an Electivire based around the concept of an escaped lab experiment and made to look like Ro-Man, a Ribombee based on the Mince Pie Martians, a Masquerain turned into the Van Meter Visitor and a Sudowoodo based on the Georgia Stalks. Then we got a Delibird that is part Tuscumbia Space Penguin and part alien abductor cliche (why the actual paradox Delibird didn’t go that route is beyond me), a Lunatone based on the UFO seen by Kenneth Arnold, a Solrock that is based on a chariot wheel (which tends to be mentioned when talking ancient aliens and angels) with also the idea of a UFO shaped like a ferris wheel (which my Scholastic Alien Encyclopedia says has been sighted before, but this book is all sorts of wrong on a bunch of stuff, so maybe not) and then finally an Exeggcute that is the pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Enjoy!