ogre-papa
but apparently the dentist can kick you out if you climb into their fish tank
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New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas
Man, I really love this official art of the UBs.
(Some designs were definitely hit-or-miss, but I always thought most of them were pretty cool and loved the concept of more alien Pokemon.)
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
All alien pokemon are good. NO EXCEPTIONS
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Today's TCG Instagram art drop features Deoxys and its full arts!
The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:
1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.
2) Ireland is going to get united
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
I've seen the duck now I'm ready to get quackin on those WIPs I had sitting around
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
Raw chicken impact
This has lodged in my brain like an icepick from a jilted lover
need people to see this i feel insane
Almost everything the Barbie brand touches turns to gold
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
why is everyone love bombing the reddit converts something feels off here. what do you all have planned is this like a jonestown.com situation or what
Transcript:
The jaeger brothers
Hello everyone because this is my diary and I can’t stop thinking about this I want to share that the front door to my family’s farm house was broken and the only way to get inside was to climb onto a ledge 3 or 4 feet off the ground, using a stepladder
And I grabbed my 84 year old grandmother (who is NOT senile and does not, in theory, need to be monitored like a toddler) by the shoulders and I spoke to her clearly, in Spanish, “Abuela, promise me you will not try to climb up and down without help. If you feel like going outside I WILL HELP YOU. As many times as you need help. We’ll get the door fixed but until then you do NOT go up or down that ladder without me or my mom helping you. I want you to look me in the eye and PROMISE ME. Because I love you and I’m worried you’ll get hurt. Do you understand? Do you promise?”
And she said all the right things and, as it turns out, LIED TO MY FACE because 12 hours later she (my 84 year old grandmother) jumped (THREE FEET) down onto solid concrete (THREE FEET DOWN) and fucking tucked and rolled like a paratrooper onto the grass, through some miracle, completely unharmed, and when I found her lying there I shrieked “ABUELA? SALTASTE?” (YOU JUMPED?) whereupon she (84) looked up at me and calmly said “Claro” (of course, or, obviously)
I do not know how she has not shattered every bone in her body but she got away with it without even a bruise. Anyway we fixed the front door.
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.
That machine sure needs to be raged against
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbPx4Qs/
{Western Isekai Quartet AU} (part 1)
Kazuma: The bounty hunter. He came to this town trying to get a better life, one full of adventure and excitement... But it looks like he'll get more than he bargain for.
Momon: The outlawed. This mysterious gunslinger is one of the most wanted criminals around here, dead or alive. His origins and real name are still unknown.
Tanya: The sheriff. She's the law in this town. Legend says she used to be a criminal, but after having a encounter with the Lord, she reformed and joined the police force.
Subaru: The farmer. This ordinary farmer has very humble origins, however, rumor has it that he was cursed by a witch. He dreams of marrying the mayor's daughter.
Horrorween Day 27 / 31: The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter: “We’re gonna draw a little bit of everybody’s blood… ‘cause we’re gonna find out who’s The Thing. Watchin’ Norris in there gave me the idea that… maybe every part of him was a whole, every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own life. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it’s just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won’t obey when it’s attacked. It’ll try and survive… crawl away from a hot needle, say.”