Meowr Meowny Please!

New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

It's the one Gmod map that has the hidden George constanza shrine.

You’re with your boyfriend, hanging out at his place playing some video games. Then he decides to take you into his bedroom… and then to a secret room right off his bedroom. You’re stunned as to what you find.

Why is this so good?

Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021

My face when my “friend” spoiled rwby volume 3 chapter 9

The owner of the restaurant I work at married a northern woman and she changed the menu to stuff she liked. We went from 100+ people on a regular day to only 10 or 15 people until we changed it back.

southern food is so weird because it’s extremely bad for you and also doesn’t taste very good

Hello everyone because this is my diary and I can’t stop thinking about this I want to share that the front door to my family’s farm house was broken and the only way to get inside was to climb onto a ledge 3 or 4 feet off the ground, using a stepladder

And I grabbed my 84 year old grandmother (who is NOT senile and does not, in theory, need to be monitored like a toddler) by the shoulders and I spoke to her clearly, in Spanish, “Abuela, promise me you will not try to climb up and down without help. If you feel like going outside I WILL HELP YOU. As many times as you need help. We’ll get the door fixed but until then you do NOT go up or down that ladder without me or my mom helping you. I want you to look me in the eye and PROMISE ME. Because I love you and I’m worried you’ll get hurt. Do you understand? Do you promise?”

And she said all the right things and, as it turns out, LIED TO MY FACE because 12 hours later she (my 84 year old grandmother) jumped (THREE FEET) down onto solid concrete (THREE FEET DOWN) and fucking tucked and rolled like a paratrooper onto the grass, through some miracle, completely unharmed, and when I found her lying there I shrieked “ABUELA? SALTASTE?” (YOU JUMPED?) whereupon she (84) looked up at me and calmly said “Claro” (of course, or, obviously)

I do not know how she has not shattered every bone in her body but she got away with it without even a bruise. Anyway we fixed the front door.