You are an all-powerful god, one that has walked the earth since the begining of time. There is nothing that can stand in your way, and nothing that dares having a sliver of arrogance in your presence.
You are Shaggy, the the strongest being in the universe. Usually, you do not meddle in the affairs of those beneath you, but one day, something interferes with your peace. The Greek god Zeus has his eye on Velma Dinkley, a mortal that you have taken a liking to. Describe your time dealing with this eyesore.
"Country roads take me hom- Oh Fuck. Oh shit, there goes my rear axle"
That sounded expensive
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
{Western Isekai Quartet AU} (part 1)
Kazuma: The bounty hunter. He came to this town trying to get a better life, one full of adventure and excitement... But it looks like he'll get more than he bargain for.
Momon: The outlawed. This mysterious gunslinger is one of the most wanted criminals around here, dead or alive. His origins and real name are still unknown.
Tanya: The sheriff. She's the law in this town. Legend says she used to be a criminal, but after having a encounter with the Lord, she reformed and joined the police force.
Subaru: The farmer. This ordinary farmer has very humble origins, however, rumor has it that he was cursed by a witch. He dreams of marrying the mayor's daughter.
It’s horrible, especially when you accidentally kick a nest and they swarm while biting your kneecaps.
what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?
The Echidn-andre show
has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”
just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too
The trick to living forever?
Just dont die
It's the one Gmod map that has the hidden George constanza shrine.
You’re with your boyfriend, hanging out at his place playing some video games. Then he decides to take you into his bedroom… and then to a secret room right off his bedroom. You’re stunned as to what you find.
but apparently the dentist can kick you out if you climb into their fish tank
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