Relatable

This is why tumblr got snapped.

Today’s Thot Character of the Day is: The Alt-Stealing Whore from Fire Emblem Heroes

New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Raw chicken impact

You are an all-powerful god, one that has walked the earth since the begining of time. There is nothing that can stand in your way, and nothing that dares having a sliver of arrogance in your presence.

You are Shaggy, the the strongest being in the universe. Usually, you do not meddle in the affairs of those beneath you, but one day, something interferes with your peace. The Greek god Zeus has his eye on Velma Dinkley, a mortal that you have taken a liking to. Describe your time dealing with this eyesore.

Exyodia the Green one

Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021

Horrorween Day 27 / 31: The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter: “We’re gonna draw a little bit of everybody’s blood… ‘cause we’re gonna find out who’s The Thing. Watchin’ Norris in there gave me the idea that… maybe every part of him was a whole, every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own life. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it’s just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won’t obey when it’s attacked. It’ll try and survive… crawl away from a hot needle, say.”

That’s not ok! Bad Onix!