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on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

absolutely reeling at tvtropes calling ocelot a yandere. i mean it isn’t wrong but it’s just such a funny way to describe him. i feel like that’s what otacon would call ocelot if his files were ever declassified tho.

"Raiden is a metrosexual" how could you do that to psm. They wanted him so bad they're in actual shambles rn. They might even cancel the magazine /joke

raiden is meterosexual SPECIFICALLY to crush adam warren’s (psm comic artist who draws slutty raiden) dreams

this guy is living in my mind

i consider myself the ceo of jewish otacon. i bring a “did you know a 1998 handbook for metal gear solid 1 listed otacon’s ethnicity as jewish american, and while that was never elaborated upon, it was never contradicted either?” vibe to the fandom that is mildly annoying.

Do you prefer Big Boss and Ocelot having the dynamic of brothers or lovers?

i think ocelot is in love with big boss while big boss sees ocelot as a brother (tho is not weirded out by ocelot’s attraction to him, as one would be with their actual brother lol) because i love messiness and unrequited love <3

so I’m replaying MGS2 right now

(text from @demonictwistedlich99 ‘s iconic post ofc)

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.