V Is For VICTORY

ocelhira was so toxic because it was a blond x blond relationship which we all know are evil and an affront to god. not because of the war crimes. or the deception. or the fucking the same guy. or that time one had the other killed. et cetera.

rosemary fanart yippeee

Do you prefer Big Boss and Ocelot having the dynamic of brothers or lovers?

i think ocelot is in love with big boss while big boss sees ocelot as a brother (tho is not weirded out by ocelot’s attraction to him, as one would be with their actual brother lol) because i love messiness and unrequited love <3

just noticed that my ask box was closed here! well it’s open now :)

sometimes i see recent otasune art with a suprising number of notes for how small the fandom is and i think “oh damn cool otasune art i didn’t see in the tag for some reason. weird that otacon isn’t wearing glasses tho” and then it turns out to be Those Two Guys from the league of legends show.

honestly i bet kaz’s wife was cheating on him and he 100% knew when she announced she was pregnant (considering he is infertile) but didn’t have a leg to stand on (pun ENTIRELY UNINTENTED) because he’s been having hatesex with big boss for many years of their marriage. so they just have an unspoken agreement not to discuss eachother’s respective infidelity until one of them hits a breaking point and a messy divorce ensues.

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

banana soft serve

i actually debated between calling him “heterosexual” and “allegedly heterosexual” and decided to be a good girl who doesn’t speculate about celebrities’ sexualities, but you’re right, considering his Mads Mikkelsen Feelings and such. i edited the og post to add the word “allegedly”

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something heterosexual man retweet]

what did kojima put in bbkaz to inspire me to make a million playlists. i mean it’s probably largely bc it is relevant to like half of all 70’s and 80’s songs