I Actually Debated Between Calling Him “heterosexual” And “allegedly Heterosexual” And Decided

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what did kojima put in bbkaz to inspire me to make a million playlists. i mean it’s probably largely bc it is relevant to like half of all 70’s and 80’s songs

actually i DO want to talk about catherine miller. here is what we know about catherine: she was Kaz’s daughter, she was a child during MG2 (in 1999) and it is implied in the MGS4 database that she lived with him during MGS1 (in 2005) my guess from her dialogue is that she was 5-8 years old in MG2, putting her birth year around 1991-1994.

but who was her mom? hell, considering kaz was infertile, who was her biological dad? what made him decide to raise her? was he raising her alone or was there a shared custody agreement with her mom? (endlessly fascinated by Kaz Divorce Arc but that’s for another post) did she have a good childhood? was she loved? considering she was living with kaz in 2005 was she the one to find his body? how did she react? (she was only a child) where did she go after? did she ever discover anything about her dad’s past? were there always agents watching her? did she ever meet solid snake? did she ever meet his daughter? did she get to grow up?

i know she was an afterthought character probably meant to be retconned out but i wish i could get my hands on the forbidden catherine lore, if it even existed.

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

yes, kaz and everyone else on mother base became infertile in 1984, as a side effect from a measure inhibiting the vocal cord parasite. he also has a daughter named catherine, who seemed to be a child during MG2 in 1999. In reality, this is probably just another inconsistency between the older games and the newer prequels that kojima ignored/forgot/didn’t care about but if we want to play in this narrative space, it probably means either kaz got cucked and KNEW but raised the child anyways, or kaz adopted a kid. both of which are kind of sweet…

enamoured by the percentage of canonically infertile mgs characters

ocelhira was so toxic because it was a blond x blond relationship which we all know are evil and an affront to god. not because of the war crimes. or the deception. or the fucking the same guy. or that time one had the other killed. et cetera.

I finished mgs4……ANYWAYS heres emma emmerich if she was allowed to be a character after 2.

sketches and some unfinished works that I can't post separately so here they are all at one post

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obsessed with the fact that the most popular ships in the metal gear fandom are

long term gay couple who got married and adopted a daughter together

insane three to four person toxic yaoi situationship