Banana Soft Serve

people live to be remembered by others

ocelhira was so toxic because it was a blond x blond relationship which we all know are evil and an affront to god. not because of the war crimes. or the deception. or the fucking the same guy. or that time one had the other killed. et cetera.

yes, kaz and everyone else on mother base became infertile in 1984, as a side effect from a measure inhibiting the vocal cord parasite. he also has a daughter named catherine, who seemed to be a child during MG2 in 1999. In reality, this is probably just another inconsistency between the older games and the newer prequels that kojima ignored/forgot/didn’t care about but if we want to play in this narrative space, it probably means either kaz got cucked and KNEW but raised the child anyways, or kaz adopted a kid. both of which are kind of sweet…

enamoured by the percentage of canonically infertile mgs characters

sometimes i see recent otasune art with a suprising number of notes for how small the fandom is and i think “oh damn cool otasune art i didn’t see in the tag for some reason. weird that otacon isn’t wearing glasses tho” and then it turns out to be Those Two Guys from the league of legends show.

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

the Joy

born to meet you

just noticed that my ask box was closed here! well it’s open now :)