Dear Professor I Cant Seem To Lock In. Its So Over

Can't believe I'm a diehard Green Day fan AND a bassist but I forgot to wish Mike Dirnt happy birthday

Beautiful to receive this out of context

GENIUS

GENIUS

GENIUS

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

LMFAOOO I'd rather die... Oh wait.

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

Find you a man who can make you feel the way your poetry makes you feel.

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

Immunity defeated, how couldst thou let down thy walls and allow the wretched plague to enslave you like it did me? How I dare ask, HOW

i can't believe this.

ive succumbed to a "cold". like some average mortal. such tomfoolery will not be forgotten and I will seek out whoever cursed me.