LMFAOOO I'd Rather Die... Oh Wait.

This is literally how my entire friend group said they don't want me in the group anymore.

it should be illegal to tell an overthinker "we need to talk"

When you said floating orange man I immediately thought of Trump in Ninjago

you guys are mandela-effecting yourselves with these pirate dreams, weren't there pirates in ninjago city just a bit after the devourer attacked? they stole the ninjas ship and everything didn't they? im sure the ninja wouldve told us if something that insane happened

oohhhh yeah didn't garmadon bring back those pirates from the dead or smth?? maybe we ARE mandela effecting ourselves... That would explain the snake guy with the pirates too...

but what about the floating orange man??

I just know this will mentally destroy me.

okay HAYMITCH! O M G

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

The bunny looks like it IS hell.

WHYYYYYYYY

did they use that picture

they could’ve used literally any other picture

that bunny looks like it’s seen hell

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)