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Can't believe I'm a diehard Green Day fan AND a bassist but I forgot to wish Mike Dirnt happy birthday

Yaay I'm out of my depression slump

When you said floating orange man I immediately thought of Trump in Ninjago

you guys are mandela-effecting yourselves with these pirate dreams, weren't there pirates in ninjago city just a bit after the devourer attacked? they stole the ninjas ship and everything didn't they? im sure the ninja wouldve told us if something that insane happened

oohhhh yeah didn't garmadon bring back those pirates from the dead or smth?? maybe we ARE mandela effecting ourselves... That would explain the snake guy with the pirates too...

but what about the floating orange man??

:)

1. A crow cause I like shiny things and I want to do acrobatics but don't have the talent as a human.

2. Probably nothing 😉 ifykyk, jk it's graphic tee + jeans and I throw on my converse

3. With the options given, probably a dryad because morphing from tree to human is fucking metal, but I would prefer eldritch god please and thank you.

4. Mmm I'm still finding it but at the moment it's alt, emoish, with some slight gothic influence idk I'm trying to be cool.

5. I love real milk, the creamier the better.

6. Milk first then cereal, but ideally no cereal just milk. M- I L K.

7. oooh I love this question. So, it's a 4-step process

Step 1: have them laid out in front of you and start with the minor things ie. Pulling out their hair one by one or fingernails but very slowly. Be careful not to let too much blood be lost we want them alive for the final bow

Step 2: make small incisions in their skin like neck, eyelids etc and pour gasoline into them preferably with a dropper or a syringe (you could also just inject but this is more fun) , remember to make multiple cuts and incisions for maximum gasoline coverage.

Step 3: Light on starting from toes, the gasoline should react well causing the fire to burrow under their skin for effective skin and nervous system damage. Fry until 105 degrees because by then the bodys cells and cell membranes start to melt.

Step 4: Enjoy! And remember kids always torture your victims with adult supervision 😁 Share with your friends 😜

K that me @wizardex-yt, @out-peek +whoever else

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

Me with nerds

I am so normal

reblog if u think that all pigeons should wear funky little outfits every wednesday

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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