Kermit For Pope

L’ Amour de Pierrot, 1920 by Salvador Dalí

do you want random lyrics in your ask box? then reblog !

it’ll be whatever ones come on at the moment by the way, there will be no personalization

IM THE REIGNING KING OF ITHACA I AM NEITHER MAN NOR MYTHICAL I AM YOUR DARKEST MOMENT I AM THE INFAMOUS ODYSSEUS

..

Yeah um respectfully. Wtf.

GENIUS

GENIUS

GENIUS

here you go:

I will pull it together You can love me Forever and ever I will pull it together You can love me Forever and ever

-Forever, by Alex G

Actually needed this.

prev was the actor for Gollum in Lord of the Rings

@mother-spore-missa, @out-peek, @frozejiasstuff

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

3 things I want to know:

-credit card number (and the three on the back!)

-mother’s maiden name

-social security number

I'm an idiot, wizard, but I'm not stupid? Wait...

1. Absolutely fucking not (don't have a credit card) also there's three on the back? You learn something new everyday!

3. Sharma

4. I either don't have it or I don't know what it is lmao money theft who?

Real ones know that

Shoe > Sock > Shoe > Sock

Is the obvious correct answer.