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I either get roasted or free therapy

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

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THE KING HAS POSTED

Hey John can I pirate your books

If you must

someone propose to me with this now

Shes probably running to Jay

saw nya on my way to school today

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

AW YEAH 🗣️💧‼️

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Nya and Jay actually live happily ever after and grow old together I know bc I’m omnipotent

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.