O-shit-i-probably-fucked-it-up - Human Typewriter

A moment of silence for the many revolutionary pieces of pure literature were lost because someone didn't write down the idea.

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

Hmmmmm

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

Well, well, look who's inside again...

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

reblog to make someone bisexual

THE KING HAS POSTED

Hey John can I pirate your books

If you must

Idk if people do this anymore but I don't care

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.

(I've never watched star wars)