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The bunny looks like it IS hell.

WHYYYYYYYY

did they use that picture

they could’ve used literally any other picture

that bunny looks like it’s seen hell

Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)

GENIUS

GENIUS

GENIUS

Artist.: Henry Daubrez

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Help. I thought its name was Bob

Can't believe I'm a diehard Green Day fan AND a bassist but I forgot to wish Mike Dirnt happy birthday