If You Can’t Reblog This, Unfollow Me Now.

Not sure if we can jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin our way out of this one, boys.

Tumblr users are already frothing at the mouth to kill that old man for the 2000th time

I see so many posts talking about how they did or did not survive 2024, but no one's talking about the tiny little planet carrying numerous delicate ecosystems and species that soldiers on all the way across a massive fiery ball of gas and destruction while simultaneously providing for the little fleshy creatures that are slowly draining it of its resources.

Happy New Year to Earth.

Thanks buddy we appreciate you, and sorry for the global warming, the world hunger, and the endangered animals. 🥰

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

Yes but we're your idiots.

People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

Valère Bernard (1860-1936) - Le Cauchemar (The Nightmare), c. 1860-1900

Ahh it's giving... Wait no I'll let you Tumblr freaks decide.

@acrossthezxyinverse

tag game!! ♡

rb this with the first 5 songs from your On Repeat playlist on Spotify

tagging: @yournormalidiot @literallytoddanderson @kamkazoo @figure45 @toddsmind-neilssoul @redbullswingss and open ♡

🗡️happy ides of March🗡️

It's Ceaser stabbing day...

When you said floating orange man I immediately thought of Trump in Ninjago

you guys are mandela-effecting yourselves with these pirate dreams, weren't there pirates in ninjago city just a bit after the devourer attacked? they stole the ninjas ship and everything didn't they? im sure the ninja wouldve told us if something that insane happened

oohhhh yeah didn't garmadon bring back those pirates from the dead or smth?? maybe we ARE mandela effecting ourselves... That would explain the snake guy with the pirates too...

but what about the floating orange man??